Another special day. A day of intrigue. Another day at having a crack at this crazy little thing called LOVE! My name is Idaho Jeepster and this is my life.
yesterdays pizza today , yum! sums up life really Pizza, doesn't it. life is like a pizza ey , you put every thing you want on the base and then you just eat it up. I know that was just silly. you know whats sillier , today's Fathers Day and I'm a grandfather!, suckers. It also means I get not to do the dishes! Life is great isn't it?
I can finally announce I have finished Phil's Coffee Table! 12 Months in the making, Blood, sweat and tears on the radio while I did it. Here it is, once a proud redwood tree, towering over the forest of death were countless relatives were slaughtered for the same cause. stripped naked of its bark while screaming the silent scream of the most painful of deaths. limbs being cut off before its eyes again, and again, and again! Sap oozing life away from within to without! I think I did pretty good job. Now I can move onto other things, Such as concentrating on my carrot farming with the little doodles! Why would The God of the universe allow a thing such as a carrot to
grow in such away! is it possible that He has a sense of humour?
With all the serious crap that is going on in the world, is it possible God is
attempting to get us to smile? That in reality He is not in possession of huge magnified glass but instead a
picture of a carrot with a doodle? We should all get off our backsides right
now, go to our refrigerators, open our vegetable crisper and take out our little carrots and laugh till pour sides burst open
and spill on the floor and then laugh at that till the ambulance arrives. You
will feel better, I promise, there are lots of drugs at the hospital and you will
be enlighten to the true
purpose and the power of the humble carrot!
I can finally announce I have finished Phil's Coffee Table! 12 Months in the making, Blood, sweat and tears on the radio while I did it. Here it is, once a proud redwood tree, towering over the forest of death were countless relatives were slaughtered for the same cause. stripped naked of its bark while screaming the silent scream of the most painful of deaths. limbs being cut off before its eyes again, and again, and again! Sap oozing life away from within to without! I think I did pretty good job. Now I can move onto other things, Such as concentrating on my carrot farming with the little doodles! Why would The God of the universe allow a thing such as a carrot to
Well as I said, today is father’s day and as much as it is a
celebration of my greatness it is also a celebration of you, those fish that
swam against the current, against all odds to collide with the big jelly ball
and go bang! For without you, my children there would be no me! Keep banging
on!
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